Years from now I will show my kids this little blog of mine and they will say...

 “Dad! You were so love struck…and horny”

and i’ll be like..

 

“Geez dad, you hated a lot of bitches” 

and i’ll be like..

 

“Dad? What IS air?” 

and i’ll be like.. 

“Dad, they have unicorns back then?!” 

  and i’ll be like.. 

 

“Dad, You were so WEIRD” 

  and i’ll be like..